thank you, come again

(Source: castiel-consultingtimelord, via finalproblem)

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

(via odair)

fake-mermaid:

the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour

(Source: fake-mermaid, via ceeloverde)

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via whatsacanada)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

trust:

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE

(via pizza)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via pizza)

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rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

(via whatsacanada)

adidasfactory:

She wait 9 months for her moment

(via playwrightfate)

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

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spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via crazygirlchic)

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

(via pizza)

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

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hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

do you know why potato is blushing

because it saw the salad dressing

my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine 

I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280 NOTES AND SHE SAID SHE’LL STOP THE CAR BY THE MALL TOMORROW AND MEMORISE MORE OF THEM

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